Saturday, December 27, 2014

Great idea, but ...

Genius idea: I'll buy one Hawaiian Starbucks mug every month this coming year, leave them unopened and when we move I will have a nice commemorative assortment. 

Less genius reality: there are only two or three Hawaiian motifs

Tuesday, December 09, 2014

Thank you

My next book will include the following dedication: 
“Thank you, McDonald's Corporation, for providing me, simultaneously, with an office (albeit a really noisy one) and a safe, fully enclosed playground for the kid (with food options and bathrooms!).”