What I will miss:
- the beach and
 - being able to go snorkeling or swimming at the drop of a dime
 - not having to worry about what the weather will be like; it’s the same every day (more or less) or
 - the warm weather, period
 - being able to send the kids outside to play any time of the year; it’s never too cold, but occasionally it’s too wet
 - not having to wear shoes or socks or, god forbid, pantyhose
 - watching the sun set over the ocean right from our back porch
open-air movies - waking up to the sound of birds in the tree outside our bedroom and
 - going to sleep to the scent of plumeria from the tree outside our bedroom
 
What I will not miss:
- beach sand in the bed or anywhere else in the house
 - no one being on time and everything starting late
 - ants, centipedes and cockroaches the size of minivans
 - sunburn
 - traffic and Hawaiian drivers; I had to take the HI road test to get my driver’s license (don’t ask! long story) and I’m not surprised the people here don’t know how to drive
 - kids and adults riding in truck beds, sometimes sitting in lawn furniture while doing so, barreling down the highway at 65 mph!
 - Hawaiian pidgin English; Fo real you know. I no keed you.
 - having to pay extra shipping on anything coming from the mainland
 - no Target, no Applebee’s, no Olive Garden, no good Chinese or Italian restaurants, period
 - having to fly an airplane to leave O’ahu county
 

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